Mountain Clients

There was shock and outrage today after it was revealed that mountain clients are quite inexperienced. "We all thought that they were very experienced and competent in all aspects of mountain guide care…" Apparently, mountain clients have been enticing mountain guides into dangerous mountains with great wadges of cash. "They have made a mess of Mount Everest,’ one suntanned guide said. "Offering us all that money to take them to places that we thought they were competent to go to – and then dying on us. It just isn’t fair."

Elswhere in the Journal: Models ‘quite pretty’ shock. Athletes ‘very athletic’ shock. Soldiers quite violent.